So my muse left town with out: 1. Properly shagging me till I came more than once, and 2. Taking a large quantity of my initial attraction to him with him.
He's so blind he can't even see the forest for the trees.... he had the nerve to ask if I missed him... the day after he left, two days after he "came" and went, so to speak....Of course I asked him what was to miss? The long romantic walks on the beach? The pillow talk? The exciting suprise dates???? And of course he replied... the couch, the bar stool, the back seat... Sooo romantic. I asked him, "Don't you have a car to go wash or some 'me time' to spend on someone you really cared about, like yourself?"....To that I got a "huh?" Couldn't play any dumber than that... Ignorance is NO excuse for bad behavior. Especially from a southern raised gentleman. He can play dumb all day long but he is playing with the girl next door and I know all the games.
The next time he reached out to me he had the nerve to ask, "Dinner and a porno when I get back?" WOW! He really knows how to woo a girl, even just a "fuck buddy" (as he so gracefully ordained me) should feel special on such a propositioned occasion.
Not at ALL what I was hoping for, BUT when the gods give you lemons, make lemonade.
I think I'll let him run loose for a while on his business travels back to his hometown and all the while keep sticking my big toe into to dating pool. The trouble is, the pool is overcrowded with guys who don't even know how to float, unless their big egos keeps their heads above water.
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